Researching the 2015 Jade Helm conspiracy theory: several Walmarts closed, so Texans feared the feds were convertin… https://t.co/YToMNxEPa7
Sometimes I still think about how, if I were still a minister, I could be writing lots of very biblical songs about… https://t.co/tninOFPvTW
Honestly the boomers don’t deserve Social Security and Medicare until we get student loan forgiveness back.
Thinking about how if I have kids I’ll need to explain: back when I was your age, we debated climate change on grou… https://t.co/9ut5GVZRaU
Some opinion piece writer who gets paid more than me: “What if instead of being very dumb, the president is actually smart now?”